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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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