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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pepper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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