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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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