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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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