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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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