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Pet death
My
uncle
had their beloved pet
mouse 🐁
Oscar
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a cow 🐮
a rhinoceros 🦏
a pufferfish 🐡
a venomous snake 🐍
a crocodile 🐊
a bull 🐮
an ostrich 🐦
a hyena 🐺
a turkey 🦃
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