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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rocky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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