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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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