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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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