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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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