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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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