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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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