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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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