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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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