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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Thor eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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