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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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