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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dexter eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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