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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Widget eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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