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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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