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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ziggy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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