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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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