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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gizmo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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