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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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