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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Millie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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