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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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