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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Teddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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