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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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