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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rosie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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