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Pet death
My
uncle
had their beloved pet
mouse 🐁
Alfie
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
an ostrich 🐦
a bull 🐮
a bear 🐻
a venomous snake 🐍
a lion 🦁
a velociraptor 🦖
a tiger 🐯
a lynx 😺
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