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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Alfie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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