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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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