Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.