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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pennywise eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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