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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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