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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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