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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daenerys eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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