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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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