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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Akira eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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