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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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