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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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