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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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