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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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