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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Spock eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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