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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Spock eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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