Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.