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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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