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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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