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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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