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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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