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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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