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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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