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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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