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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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