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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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