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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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