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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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