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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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