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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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