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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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