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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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