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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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