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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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