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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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