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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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