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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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